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Funny Story

Take Name Of Al-Quran

Doni and Tono are true friends, both recently get a child. and at one time there was meet the following conversation.

Doni               : No, What is the name of your son?
Tono               : Azis, taken from the Qur'an
Doni               : my son also took his name from Al-Quran
Tono               : who?
Doni               : Saitonirojim

Nama Ambil Dari Al-quran

Doni dan Tono adalah sahabat sejati, keduanya baru saja di karuniai seorang anak. dan pada suatu saat meraka bertemu terjadilah percakapan berikut.

Doni               : No, anak lo namanya siapa?
Tono               : Azis, ambil dari Al-quran tuh
Doni               : anak gue namanya juga ambil dari Al-quran
Tono               : siapa?
Doni               : Saitonirojim

Two People Are Killed
There are two dead people were asked the guardian angel gate before going to the afterlife.

Angel             : Why are you here?

Person 1        : "When I was at the office, I was told the neighbor that my wife
                          was having an affair with another man in my apartment.
                          Therefore I immediately raced home. Up at my house
                          tossed around the room looking for the man. Angry,
                          I threw what I found out the window, including suitcases
                          available at the bedside. I was so emotional I get hit
                          the heart. "

Angel             : "And you?" (ask the angels to the second)

Person 2        : "Hhh ... I was in a suitcase that had been dumped .."

Cerita Lucu Dua Orang Mati

Ada dua orang yang sudah mati ditanya malaikat penjaga gerbang sebelum masuk ke alam baka.

Malaikat: Kenapa kamu ada di sini?

Orang 1: "Sewaktu saya dikantor, saya diberitahu tetangga kalau istri
saya sedang berselingkuh dengan laki-laki lain di apartemen saya.
Karena itu saya langsung ngebut pulang. Sampai di rumah saya
obrak-abrik seluruh kamar mencari laki-laki itu. Marah nggak ketemu,
saya lempar apa saja yang saya temukan keluar jendela, termasuk koper
yang ada di samping tempat tidur. Saking emosinya saya kena serangan
jantung."

Malaikat: "Kalau kamu?" (tanya malaikat ke orang kedua)

Orang 2: "Hhh… saya ada di dalam koper yang dibuang tadi.."

Elephant

Atang             : "Tong .. why elephant ivory and yellow like bananas?"
Otong             : "Mmmm .. what is it ...? Do not know.."
Atang             : "Let me be hidden behind a banana tree."
Otong             : "Ah .. you lie, Tang. there is not an elephant hiding behind a banana  

                           tree ..?"
Atang             : "never see it ..? Means he succeeded hiding .."

Gajah

Atang             : "Tong.. kenapa gading gajah warnanya kuning dan mirip buah pisang?"
Otong            : " Mmmm.. apa ya...? ga tau aqu tang.."
Atang             : "Biar bisa sembunyi di balik pohon pisang. "
Otong            :" Ah.. bohong loe tang.. mana ada gajah sembunyi di balik pohon   

                           pisang..??"
Atang             : " Ngga pernah liat kan..? berarti dia berhasil sembunyi tong.."

Pedicab Driver and Ghost

  Cold night. A pedicab driver can not inject as passengers of the afternoon. Finally the rickshaw driver decided to go home. On the way home, suddenly appeared a long-haired woman called him. "Well, passenger," thought the rickshaw drivers. Finally she sit.

     Pedicab driver: "Where are you going, women?"

     "Just Go straight sir, I'll Tell" she said flatly.

     When they arrived at the cemetery,  rickshaw suddenly stopped. "Stop, Sir ...", he said.

     By the time the woman fell, a pedicab driver look at the long-haired woman legs was not touching the ground. Necessarily the pedicab driver said with a shiver: "Hiiii .... Ghost ......"

     With spontaneous cynical woman glanced toward the pedicab driver: "Whatever ... than you, pedicab driver!"

Tukang Becak dan Kuntilanak

Malam yang dingin. Seorang tukang becak manyun karena gak dapat penumpang dari sore. Akhirnya si tukang becak memutuskan untuk pulang. Dalam perjalanan pulang, tiba-tiba muncul seorang wanita berambut panjang memanggilnya. “Wah, penumpang nih,” pikir si tukang becak. Akhirnya wanita itu naik.

    Tukang becak: “Mau kemana, dik?”

    “Jalan aja pak, nanti saya beritau” jawab wanita itu datar.

    Ketika sampai di dekat kuburan, Tiba-tiba menyuruh becak berhenti. “Stop, bang…”,katanya.

    Pada saat si wanita turun, tukang becak melihat ternyata kaki wanita berambut panjang itu tidak menyentuh tanah. Serta merta si tukang becak berkata sambil mengigil : “Hiiii….Kuntilanakkkkkkkkk……”

    Dengan spontan wanita itu melirik sinis ke arah si tukang becak : “Biarin…daripada lu, tukang becak!”